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We have one aim - helping you offend all your friends and family and what better way to do that than for us to create a range of greetings cards that say exactly what you're thinking!

Boring cards are the worst, aren’t they? There’s nothing more depressing than opening a card on your birthday and seeing the words “special friend” or “wonderful person”. Unless it’s for your nan, birthday cards should be honest, funny and majorly offensive. Only a real friend would have the guts to send you a birthday card that reads, "Happy Birthday Bitch Tits” or "Fuck You And Your Birthday”, wouldn’t they?

If you can be rude to someone and they can take it, then you've got a friend for life. If not, then they’re obviously way too sensitive and are probably not deserving of your very special friendship.

So why not send a few cards from Nasty Cards? If you get shouted at a few times then maybe don't send any more. But, if your friends are wetting themselves with laughter because they think their card is hilarious, then you know you're onto a winner with a Nasty Card.

Please ensure you only give our cards to those who will take them in good humour. We won’t be held responsible for any relationships that end as a result of our cards so please don’t blame us because you said it! New cards are always being added, follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for the latest designs!

All our cards are printed on triple coated premium gloss card, they come with a spare envelope and are delivered in a hard-backed envelope to ensure they arrive in excellent condition. They feature an uncoated inner so you can hand write your message easily, so remember to get your card delivered to your own address so you can personalise it for that special recipient.


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