We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have searched high and low for a card to undeniably suit them. They will know they are about to receive something that can't be bought from the high street. Watch out for the look on their face when they open this hilarious 'Nasty Card'.
We offer all of our greeting cards in both Standard (7" x 5") and Large A4 (29.7cm x 21cm) sizes.
They are professionally printed in the UK on premium 330 GSM triple-coated card, which has a sleek gloss finish and an uncoated inner for you to write your own message.
All cards are delivered with a spare envelope.
We offer FREE DELIVERY (Royal Mail 1st Class) on all UK orders when you spend £20.
If your order comes to less than this, then we charge just 99p for Royal Mail 2nd Class or £1.49 for Royal Mail 1st Class.
We offer worldwide postage and delivery costs will automatically be calculated at checkout, based on your order. If your country isn't showing, please get in touch and we'll add it straight away.
COVID-19 - Royal Mail depots may have staffing issues and this may delay orders, which is outside of our control. Please allow extra time for your order to arrive due to this. We have had reports of orders taking 3-10 working days to be delivered.
All products are printed to order to minimise waste and help preserve the environment.
The following products are available for same day dispatch (when ordered before 1pm Mon-Fri):
Cushions, Notebooks & Phone Cases typically ship within 48 hours.
Please note: If you have ordered more than one type of product eg. Greeting Card & Cushion, then these may get sent to you separately. You won't be charged any more for this. It just allows us to get your order to you as quickly as possible 😊
(These timescales are not guaranteed and can change at any time).
All of our orders for UK delivery are sent via Royal Mail, so will arrive with your usual postal delivery. Orders shipped via Royal Mail 24 typically arrive the following day and orders shipped via Royal Mail 48 typically arrive between 2-5 working days.
All orders sent internationally are dispatched via Royal Mail International Standard. The delivery aim for Europe is 3-5 working days and the Rest of the World is 6-7 working days.
If your order has not arrived 10 working days after the dispatch date for UK orders, or 20 working days after the dispatch date for international orders.
In the event that your order has not been delivered within these delivery times, as a first step please check with your local Royal Mail distribution depot.
If it is still missing, please contact us at email@example.com for us to look into it.
We'd rather send a replacement than have you unhappy!
If you're not happy with your order, please let us know and we will happily offer refunds or reprints if the items you receive are faulty or damaged.
If you have a question about our Returns Policy please email firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.